Cartoon.

Translation: "Alphonse's day started awful. It was raining shit."

Cartoon.

Translation: "There once was a horsey that froliced about in a way that pissed everyone off."

Cartoon - Fattest woman.

Translation:
Woman:  "Doctor, i want to become the fattest woman on earth."
Doctor: "Seems feasible to me."

Cartoon.

Hard to translate this one, no pun intended. It's Dutch wordplay.

Harry: Sneeuwman/Snowman.

Quick translation:
4. "Smashing stuff is fun."
6. "Aaargh! My back!"
7. "I can't move..."
12. "Smashing stuff is fun."

Harry: Kampvuurtje/Camp fire.

Quick translation:
4. "A real man's job, buidling a fire."
6. "Hmm, nice and warm."
8. "This might take a while."
9. "Aaargh!"
10. "Quite a fierce fire."
11. "I'd better notify somebody."

Harry Harrymans - Overlast/Disturbance.

Quick translation:

1. Such fierce creatures... Vrooom vrooom!
2. The speed, the agility, the elegance, ... Vrooa!
3. Who's making all that damn racket! Vroooaa!
4. Can you get lost with that damn brush cutter of yours! Vromvroom!
5. Vraoom!
6. If that fellow wants war... Vromvroom!
7. Then war is what he'll get.
8. The speed, ... Vroa!
9. The agility, the elegance.
10. CRASH!
11. At least it's quiet here.
12. Click!