Cartoon.

Translation:

1. "Wow man, space..."

2. "Damn, i really need to take a shit."

Cartoon.

Translation:
- "The hair-do battle. The silliest hair-does of 1983."
1. "Gold."
2. "Silver. Wasn't awarded due to an excess of winners."
3. "Bronze."
4. "Out of category."
5. "Disqualified."
6. "Lifetime achievement award." (-> this is Fabiola, a former queen of Belgium, notorious for her outlandish hair-do)

Cartoon.

-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas
Translation: "Although with some delay, Saint-Nicholas arrived from Spain."

Cartoon.

Translation: "Alphonse's day started awful. It was raining shit."

Cartoon.

Translation: "There once was a horsey that froliced about in a way that pissed everyone off."

Cartoon - Fattest woman.

Translation:
Woman:  "Doctor, i want to become the fattest woman on earth."
Doctor: "Seems feasible to me."

Cartoon.

Hard to translate this one, no pun intended. It's Dutch wordplay.