Cartoon.

-> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas
Translation: "Although with some delay, Saint-Nicholas arrived from Spain."

Cartoon.

Translation: "Alphonse's day started awful. It was raining shit."

Cartoon.

Translation: "There once was a horsey that froliced about in a way that pissed everyone off."

Cartoon - Fattest woman.

Translation:
Woman:  "Doctor, i want to become the fattest woman on earth."
Doctor: "Seems feasible to me."

Cartoon.

Hard to translate this one, no pun intended. It's Dutch wordplay.

Harry: Sneeuwman/Snowman.

Quick translation:
4. "Smashing stuff is fun."
6. "Aaargh! My back!"
7. "I can't move..."
12. "Smashing stuff is fun."

Harry: Kampvuurtje/Camp fire.

Quick translation:
4. "A real man's job, buidling a fire."
6. "Hmm, nice and warm."
8. "This might take a while."
9. "Aaargh!"
10. "Quite a fierce fire."
11. "I'd better notify somebody."